Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / Last guys don't finish nice. \ | | | -- Stanley Kelley, on the cult of | \ victory at all costs / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;