Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / BASIC, n.: \ | | | A programming language. Related to | | certain social diseases in | | | | that those who have it will not admit | \ it in polite company. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;