Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / For those who like this sort of thing, \ | this is the sort of thing they like. | | | \ -- Abraham Lincoln / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;