Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / ... A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious \ | old iceberg who looked like he was | | waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity. | | | \ -- Mark Twain / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;