Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / After a few boring years, socially \ | meaningful rock 'n' roll died out. It | | was replaced by disco, which offers no | | guidance to any form of life more | | advanced than the lichen family. | | | | -- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Don't | \ Know Dum Diddly Do" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;