Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You may be right, I may be crazy, But \ | it just may be a lunatic you're looking | | for! | | | \ -- Billy Joel / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;