Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You know you're in trouble when... (1) \ | Your only son tells you he wishes Anita | | Bryant would mind | | | | her own business. (2) You put your bra | | on backwards and it fits better. (3) | | You call Suicide Prevention and they | | put you on hold. (4) You see a `60 | | Minutes' news team waiting in your | | office. (5) Your birthday cake | | collapses from the weight of the | | candles. (6) Your 4-year old reveals | | that it's "almost impossible" to | | | | flush a grapefruit down the toilet. (7) | | You realize that you've memorized the | \ back of the cereal box. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;