Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / We are Microsoft. Unix is irrelevant. \ | Openness is futile. Prepare to be | \ assimilated. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;