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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ I sent a letter to the fish, I said it  \
| very loud and clear, I told them, "This |
| is what I wish." I went and shouted in  |
| his ear. The little fishes of the sea,  |
| But he was very stiff and proud, They   |
| sent an answer back to me. He said "You |
| needn't shout so loud." The little      |
| fishes' answer was And he was very      |
| proud and stiff, "We cannot do it, sir, |
| because..." He said "I'll go and wake   |
| them if..." I sent a letter back to say |
| I took a kettle from the shelf, It      |
| would be better to obey. I went to wake |
| them up myself. But someone came to me  |
| and said But when I found the door was  |
| locked "The little fishes are in bed."  |
| I pulled and pushed and kicked and      |
|                                         |
| knocked, I said to him, and I said it   |
| plain And when I found the door was     |
| shut, "Then you must wake them up       |
| again." I tried to turn the handle,     |
| But...                                  |
|                                         |
| "Is that all?" asked Alice.             |
|                                         |
| "That is all." said Humpty Dumpty.      |
\ "Goodbye."                              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;