Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Nuclear powered vacuuum cleaners will \ | probably be a reality within 10 years. | | | | -- Alex Lewyt (President of the Lewyt | | Corporation, | | | | manufacturers of vacuum cleaners), | | quoted in The New York | | | \ Times, June 10, 1955. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;