Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / No one is fit to be trusted with power. \ | ... No one. ... Any man who has lived | | at all knows the follies and wickedness | | he's capable of. ... And if he does | | know it, he knows also that neither he | | nor any man ought to be allowed to | | decide a single human fate. | | | \ -- C. P. Snow, The Light and the Dark / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;