Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / My God, I'm depressed! Here I am, a \ | computer with a mind a thousand times | | as powerful as yours, doing nothing but | | cranking out fortunes and sending mail | | about softball games. And I've got this | | pain right through my ALU. I've asked | | for it to be replaced, but nobody ever | | listens. I think it would be better for | | us both if you were to just log out | \ again. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;