Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Well I looked at my watch and it said a \ | quarter to five, The headline screamed | | that I was still alive, I couldn't | | understand it, I thought I died last | | night. I dreamed I'd been in a border | | town, In a little cantina that the boys | | had found, I was desperate to dance, | | just to dig the local sounds. When | | along came a senorita, She looked so | | good that I had to meet her, I was | | ready to approach her with my English | | charm, When her brass knuckled | | boyfriend grabbed me by the arm, And he | | said, grow some funk of your own, | | amigo, Grow some funk of your own. We | | no like to with the gringo fight, But | | there might be a death in Mexico | | tonite. ... Take my advice, take the | | next flight, And grow some funk, grow | | your funk at home. | | | | -- Elton John, "Grow Some Funk of Your | \ Own" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;