Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Young men want to be faithful and are \ | not; old men want to be faithless and | | cannot. | | | \ -- Oscar Wilde / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;