Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / He had that rare weird electricity \ | about him -- that extremely wild and | | heavy presence that you only see in a | | person who has abandoned all hope of | | ever behaving "normally." | | | | -- Hunter S. Thompson, "Fear and | \ Loathing '72" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;