Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Have a place for everything and keep \ | the thing somewhere else; this is not | | advice, it is merely custom. | | | \ -- Mark Twain / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;