Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / Diplomacy is to do and say, the \ | nastiest thing in the nicest way. | | | \ -- Balfour / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;