Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Conspicuous Minimalism: \ | | | A life-style tactic similar to Status | | Substitution. The nonownership of | | material goods flaunted as a token of | | moral and intellectual superiority. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;