Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /Someone fix it. \ | committed Despair: Mercury? | | Knghtbrd: he's tired, made a | | mistake, wanted someone to undo it. | | Despair: so you had him | | committed? Knghtbrd: well, | \ dedicated anyways. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;