Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Optimism is the content of small men in \ | high places. | | | \ -- F. Scott Fitzgerald, "The Crack Up" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;