Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / You can tell how far we have to go, \ | when FORTRAN is the language of | | supercomputers. | | | \ -- Steven Feiner / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;