Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The worst sin towards our fellow \ | creatures is not to hate them, but to | | be indifferent to them; that's the | | essence of inhumanity. | | | \ -- G. B. Shaw / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;