Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Microsoft DNS service terminates \ | abnormally when it recieves a response | | to a DNS query that was never made. Fix | | Information: Run your DNS service on a | | different platform. | | | \ -- bugtraq / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;