Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Sam: What's new, Norm? Norm: Most of my \ | wife. | | | | -- Cheers, The Spy Who Came in for a | | Cold One | | | | Coach: Beer, Norm? Norm: Naah, I'd | | probably just drink it. | | | | -- Cheers, Now Pitching, Sam Malone | | | | Coach: What's doing, Norm? Norm: Well, | | science is seeking a cure for thirst. I | | happen | | | | to be the guinea pig. | | | \ -- Cheers, Let Me Count the Ways / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;