Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Force is but might," the teacher \ | said-- "That definition's just." The | | boy said naught but thought instead, | | Remembering his pounded head: "Force is | \ not might but must!" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;