Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Gentlemen, I want you to know that I \ | am not always right, but I am | | | \ never wrong. -Samuel Goldwyn / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;