Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ /tomorrow there will be a great \ | disturbance in the workforce | | | \ -- May 18, 1999 / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;