Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Asked how she felt being the first \ | woman to make a major-league team, she | | said, "Like a pig in mud," or words to | | that effect, and then turned and | | released a squirt of tobacco juice from | | the wad of rum soaked plug in her right | | cheek. She chewed a rare brand of plug | | called Stuff It, which she learned to | | chew when she was playing Nicaraguan | | summer ball. She told the writers, | | "They were so mean to me down there you | | couldn't write it in your newspaper. I | | took a gun everywhere I went, even to | | bed. *Especially* to bed. Guys were | | after me like you can't believe. That's | | when I started chewing tobacco -- | | because no matter how bad anybody | | treats you, it's not as bad as this. | | This is the worst chew in the world. | | After this, everything else is peaches | | and cream." The writers elected | | Gentleman Jim, the Sparrow's P.R. guy, | | to bite off a chunk and tell them how | | it tasted, and as he sat and chewed it | | tears ran down his old sunburnt cheeks | | and he couldn't talk for a while. Then | | he whispered, "You've been chewing this | | for two years? God, I had no idea it | | was so hard to be a woman." | | | \ -- Garrison Keillor / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;