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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Asked how she felt being the first      \
| woman to make a major-league team, she  |
| said, "Like a pig in mud," or words to  |
| that effect, and then turned and        |
| released a squirt of tobacco juice from |
| the wad of rum soaked plug in her right |
| cheek. She chewed a rare brand of plug  |
| called Stuff It, which she learned to   |
| chew when she was playing Nicaraguan    |
| summer ball. She told the writers,      |
| "They were so mean to me down there you |
| couldn't write it in your newspaper. I  |
| took a gun everywhere I went, even to   |
| bed. *Especially* to bed. Guys were     |
| after me like you can't believe. That's |
| when I started chewing tobacco --       |
| because no matter how bad anybody       |
| treats you, it's not as bad as this.    |
| This is the worst chew in the world.    |
| After this, everything else is peaches  |
| and cream." The writers elected         |
| Gentleman Jim, the Sparrow's P.R. guy,  |
| to bite off a chunk and tell them how   |
| it tasted, and as he sat and chewed it  |
| tears ran down his old sunburnt cheeks  |
| and he couldn't talk for a while. Then  |
| he whispered, "You've been chewing this |
| for two years? God, I had no idea it    |
| was so hard to be a woman."             |
|                                         |
\ -- Garrison Keillor                     /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;