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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Many mental processes admit of being    \
| roughly measured. For instance, the     |
| degree to which people are bored, by    |
| counting the number of their fidgets. I |
| not infrequently tried this method at   |
| the meetings of the Royal Geographical  |
| Society, for even there dull memoirs    |
| are occasionally read. [...] The use of |
| a watch attracts attention, so I reckon |
| time by the number of my breathings, of |
| which there are 15 in a minute. They    |
| are not counted mentally, but are       |
| punctuated by pressing with 15 fingers  |
| successively. The counting is reserved  |
| for the fidgets. These observations     |
| should be confined to persons of middle |
| age. Children are rarely still, while   |
| elderly philosophers will sometimes     |
| remain rigid for minutes altogether.    |
|                                         |
\ -- Francis Galton, 1909                 /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;