Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There is, in fact, no reason to believe \ | that any given natural phenomenon, | | however marvelous it may seem today, | | will remain forever inexplicable. Soon | | or late the laws governing the | | production of life itself will be | | discovered in the laboratory, and man | | may set up business as a creator on his | | own account. The thing, indeed, is not | | only conceivable; it is even highly | | probable. | | | \ -- H. L. Mencken, 1930 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;