Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / APL is a mistake, carried through to \ | perfection. It is the language of the | | future for the programming techniques | | of the past: it creates a new | | generation of coding bums. | | | | -- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, | \ Volume 17, Number 5 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;