Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Libtool shared library portability is \ | only slightly more believable than | | perpetual motion machines. Especially | | on AIX :)." | | | \ -- David Leimbach / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;