Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Some changes are so slow, you don't \ | notice them. Others are so fast, they | \ don't notice you. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;