Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / He draweth out the thread of his \ | verbosity finer than the staple of his | | argument. | | | | -- William Shakespeare, "Love's | \ Labour's Lost" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;