Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There are those who claim that magic is \ | like the tide; that it swells and fades | | over the surface of the earth, | | collecting in concentrated pools here | | and there, almost disappearing from | | other spots, leaving them parched for | | wonder. There are also those who | | believe that if you stick your fingers | | up your nose and blow, it will increase | | your intelligence. | | | | -- The Teachings of Ebenezum, Volume | \ VII / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;