Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Pittsburgh driver's test \ | | | (9) Roads are salted in order to | | | | (a) kill grass. | | | | (b) melt snow. | | | | (c) help the economy. | | | | (d) prevent potholes. | | | | The correct answer is (c). Road salting | | employs thousands of persons directly, | | and millions more indirectly, for | | example, salt miners and rustproofers. | | Most important, salting reduces the | | life spans of cars, thus stimulating | \ the car and steel industries. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;