Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Does biff in bo work coz it biffin \ | doesn't beep an if biff in bo is broke | | then biff in bo I will delete | | | | I've tried biff in bo with 'y' I've | | tried biff in bo with '-y' no biffin | | output does it show so poor wee biff is | | gonna go. | | | | -- John Spenceon | \ debian-user / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;