Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Evil does seek to maintain power by \ | suppressing the truth." | | | | "Or by misleading the innocent." | | | | -- Spock and McCoy, "And The Children | | Shall Lead", | | | \ stardate 5029.5. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;