Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Grinnell's Law of Labor Laxity: \ | | | At all times, for any task, you have | \ not got enough done today. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;