Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I hate trolls. Maybe I could metamorph \ | it into something else -- like a | | ravenous, two-headed, fire-breathing | | dragon. | | | \ -- Willow / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;