Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It's so confusing choosing sides in the \ | heat of the moment, | | | | just to see if it's real, Oooh, it's so | | erotic having you tell me how it should | | feel, But I'm avoiding all the hard | | cold facts that I got to face, So ask | | me just one question when this magic | | night is through, Could it have been | | just anyone or did it have to be you? | | | \ -- Billy Joel, "Glass Houses" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;