Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound \ | marshmallow, and when I woke up the | | pillow was gone. | | | \ -- Tommy Cooper / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;