Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Consultant, n.: \ | | | [From con "to defraud, dupe, swindle," | | or, possibly, French con | | | | (vulgar) "a person of little merit" + | | sult elliptical form of | | | | "insult."] A tipster disguised as an | | oracle, especially one who | | | | has learned to decamp at high speed in | | spite of a large briefcase | | | \ and heavy wallet. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;