Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Conjecture: All odd numbers are prime. \ | | | Mathematician's Proof: | | | | 3 is prime. 5 is prime. 7 is prime. By | | induction, all | | | | odd numbers are prime. | | | | Physicist's Proof: | | | | 3 is prime. 5 is prime. 7 is prime. 9 | | is experimental | | | | error. 11 is prime. 13 is prime ... | | | | Engineer's Proof: | | | | 3 is prime. 5 is prime. 7 is prime. 9 | | is prime. | | | | 11 is prime. 13 is prime ... | | | | Computer Scientists's Proof: | | | | 3 is prime. 3 is prime. 3 is prime. 3 | \ is prime... / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;