Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /this guy _is_ crazy \ | posix: from the looks of Enlightenment | | he's on LSD LSD is nothing | | compared to what this guy's on.. | | | \ -- Seen on #Unix / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;