Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / When you are at Rome live in the Roman \ | style; when you are elsewhere live as | | they live elsewhere. | | | \ -- St. Ambrose / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;