Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "I don't know where we come from, \ | | | Don't know where we're going to, | | | | And if all this should have a reason, | | | | We would be the last to know. | | | | So let's just hope there is a promised | | land, | | | | And until then, | | | | ...as best as you can." | | | \ -- Steppenwolf, "Rock Me Baby" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;