Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If I'd known computer science was going \ | to be like this, I'd never have given | | up being a rock 'n' roll star. | | | \ -- G. Hirst / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;