Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You know it's going to be a long day \ | when you get up, shave and shower, | | start to get dressed and your shoes are | | still warm. | | | \ -- Dean Webber / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;