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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ To be happy one must be a) well fed,    \
| unhounded by sordid cares, at ease in   |
| Zion, b) full of a comfortable feeling  |
| of superiority to the masses of one's   |
| fellow men, and c) delicately and       |
| unceasingly amused according to one's   |
| taste. It is my contention that, if     |
| this definition be accepted, there is   |
| no country in the world wherein a man   |
| constituted as I am -- a man of my      |
| peculiar weaknesses, vanities,          |
| appetites, and aversions -- can be so   |
| happy as he can be in the United        |
| States. Going further, I lay down the   |
| doctrine that it is a sheer physical    |
| impossibility for such a man to live in |
| the United States and not be happy.     |
|                                         |
| -- H. L. Mencken, "On Being An          |
\ American"                               /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;