Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / To be happy one must be a) well fed, \ | unhounded by sordid cares, at ease in | | Zion, b) full of a comfortable feeling | | of superiority to the masses of one's | | fellow men, and c) delicately and | | unceasingly amused according to one's | | taste. It is my contention that, if | | this definition be accepted, there is | | no country in the world wherein a man | | constituted as I am -- a man of my | | peculiar weaknesses, vanities, | | appetites, and aversions -- can be so | | happy as he can be in the United | | States. Going further, I lay down the | | doctrine that it is a sheer physical | | impossibility for such a man to live in | | the United States and not be happy. | | | | -- H. L. Mencken, "On Being An | \ American" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;